One thing that I will never understand about members of my sex is the inability to understand some of the basic fundamentals of hygiene. I have yet to meet a woman who thinks that the smell of your ass is sexy. I've also yet to meet a women who thinks that it's hot to live in a fucking mess. It baffles me as to why other men my age believe that they will ever get anything beyond friendship if while they wear the same underwear day in and day out, shower occasionally and never clean up after themselves. Look it's not that complicated, and I assure you that millions of adult men take showers everyday. Maybe it's me but I've always showered on a regular basis, worn clean clothing and cologne. Smell has never been a problem for me, and so it makes me wonder about the individuals who are incapable of smelling at least semi decent. It's an awkward conversation to have with people to be sure, like really what do you say to them. Something to the effect of hey dude I can smell your ass, so please take it into the shower? There really isn't a way to tell them without them being offended. On the other end of the extreme you have individuals who bathe in cologne. I also never quite figured this out. I"v ealways gone by the rule that I want you to be able to smell me if you're standing next to me, but I don't want you to be able to smell me from across the room. This also isn't a complicated science, it's applying enough cologne to make your smell noticalbe but not enough to make it overpowering.

So what is it? What is it about males ages 14-30 that don't understand the concept of hygiene and the role that it palsy with respect to one's sexual proclivities in the future?